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If only I had checked myself
Guy who wrecked himself

(Source: chrisweedboygenius)

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dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

(Source: beesmygod)

Posted 2 weeks ago

slowqueen:

not even gonna lie i got a pretty nice bod for someone who doesn’t do anything but eat fast food and sleep

Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. i get walked into in the hall: sorry
  2. i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
  3. i get pushed against the wall: sorry
  4. i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
  5. i get pushed out the window: sorry
  6. i get run over by a car: sorry
  7. i get murdered: sorry
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God, I’m so glad I’m not one of those freak losers who gets too emotionally invested in TV show couples or whatever.

(Source: everythingsruledbyblackholes)

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